Bill Cosby for President!!

            There’s a sentence I never thought I would say, but given his way of thinking I can’t help but consider it. Bill Cosby has come up with his own plan of action for if he were elected president (he is a write-in candidate).

Bill Cosby: 

(5) Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If
you didn’t put nuttin in, you ain’t gettin nuttin out. The President nor
any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare – Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end ofthe 40
hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes –Steroids – The FIRST time you check positive
you’re banned for life.

(8) Crime – We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal,
you lose your right hand. There will be no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel
of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately
cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask
the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it’s a worthy cause.

(11)The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every
day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate
ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone’s toes but a vote for me will get you
better than what you have, and better than what you’re gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in
November.